• Crooked Vines Original
  • Crooked Vines Original
  • Crooked Vines Original

Crooked Vines Original

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A citrus-forward base with layered herbal and spice notes for a full-flavored, slow-sipping experience. Crafted with 5mg hemp-derived THC, and 10mg CBD, and a curated blend of functional botanicals designed for a smooth and balanced high.

5mg THC + 10mg CBD per can
 (1–2 servings, depending on your vibe)

How to Enjoy and Effects

Crooked Vines is crafted for a smooth, social high — clear-headed, functional, and easy to love. Most people feel it in about 15 minutes, with effects that last 45–90 minutes per serving.

Start with half if you're new. Or sip the whole can slowly — it's made to drink like a craft cocktail.

Best served cold, straight from the can or over ice.

What's inside

    • Calories: 30

    • Total Sugar: 3g

    • Includes 1g Added Sugar

    • No caffeine, preservatives, or artificial flavors

  • Carbonated Water, Pineapple Juice Concentrate, Natural Flavors, Cane Sugar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Natural Citrus Extract, Acacia Gum, L-Malic Acid, Hemp Derived Cannabinoid Emulsion, Ascorbic Acid, L-Theanine, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, Lemon Balm Extract, Sodium Citrate, Himalayan Pink Salt

  • Crooked Vines is crafted for a smooth, social high — clear-headed, functional, and easy to love. Most people feel it in about 15 minutes, with effects that last 45–90 minutes per serving.

    Start with half if you're new. Or sip the whole can slowly — it's made to drink like a craft cocktail.

    Best served cold, straight from the can or over ice.

  • L-Theanine, Lemon Balm, Rhodiola Rosea, Ginseng, and CBD — all working together to balance the high, smooth out the edges, and elevate the experience.

    CBD – Balances the effects of THC.

    L-Theanine – Helps ease mild stress and temporary anxiety.

    Lemon Balm – Promotes physical relaxation.

    Ginseng – Boosts energy without overstimulation.

    Rhodiola Rosea – Lifts mood and helps sustain focus.

  • This product contains hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. Must be 21+ to purchase. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery while using this product. Keep out of reach of children.

    Click here for lab results.

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