• Feel Good Recipe 

    THC meets a blend of adaptogens and nootropics for a smooth, social high — calm, clear, and crafted for a whole new kind of effect. 

  • Sips Like a Craft Cocktail

    Bright citrus, layered herbs, and a touch of spice — made with real fruit juice and designed for enjoyable sipping. 

  • Hangover-Free Happiness

    No alcohol, no crash — just a clean, crafted high that won’t ruin your tomorrow.

Made with Natural Functional Ingredients | 30 Calories

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Crafted With Intention

Each plant in Crooked Vines was chosen not just for what it does on its own — but for how it interacts with THC to create a clearer, more balanced experience. Here's what’s inside, and why.

  • Premium CBD to smooth out the overallCannabis experience.
  • Rhodiola Rosea supports mental clarity and alertness, to keep the high lifted, not lazy.
  • Ginseng provides natural energy to remove Cannabis related jitter and irritability.
  • Lemon Balm softens tension for a gentle Cannabis lift off.
  • L-Theanine smooths the edges of Cannabis for a clear-headed, socially dialed-in high.

A Closer Look

  • Lemon Balm

    A calming herb long used to reduce nervous energy and promote relaxation.

    Why it's here: Helps soften the edges of THC, letting the high come on gently and settle easily.

  • L-Theanine

    A naturally occurring amino acid found in green tea. It helps ease mental noise and tension, bringing a calm, alert focus to the high.

    Why it's here: Smooths out the THC, helping it feel lighter, clearer, and more present.

  • Rhodiola Rosea

    An adaptogenic root used to support stamina, focus, and stress resilience.

    Why it's here: Keeps the experience mentally sharp and buoyant — so THC stays lifted, not sluggish.



  • Ginseng

    Known for its subtle energizing effects and cognitive support.

    Why it's here: Adds clarity and a touch of lift — keeping things alert without overwhelming the system.

  • CBD (10MG)

    A non-psychoactive compound that works in tandem with THC to moderate and balance its effects.

    Why it's here: Grounds the high, creating a more stable and approachable experience.

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.

  • Crooked Vines is a hemp-derived THC craft beverage made with real ingredients.  Our THC formula is supported by a functional botanical recipe of adaptogens and nootropics for a smooth and balanced high. With a mature and robust flavor profile it sips like a cocktail and hits like nothing you’ve tried before.

  • Best served chilled — straight from the can or over ice. You can also treat it like a cocktail mixer, minus the booze. Sip slow and enjoy the ride.

  • Start with half if you're new. Effects typically kick in within 15 minutes and last about an hour per serving. Everyone’s different, so find your flow.

  • Yes — Crooked Vines uses hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. Must be 21+ to purchase.

  • Nope. It’s shelf-stable, but it tastes best cold — like any good craft beverage.

  • Crooked Vines is proudly brewed and canned in Montana.

  • We don’t do seltzer. Crooked Vines is full-flavored, slow-sipping, and made with adaptogens and nootropics for a balanced, elevated experience — not just a buzz.