Dont quit drinking, drink different.
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Redefining Cannabis
Through microdosed infusion, we are revolutionizing drinking by redefining cann consumption, offer an alcohol like buzz with none of the consequences.
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original craft experience
Bright citrus, layered herbs, and a touch of spice — made with real fruit juice and designed for defiant curiosity.
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Hangover-Free Happiness
No alcohol, no crash — just a clean, crafted high that won’t ruin your tomorrow.
Crafted With Intention
Microdosed Cannabis infused with adaptogens and nootropics to create an alcohol-like buzz.
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Premium CBD to smooth out the overall Cannabis experience. -
Rhodiola Rosea supports mental clarity and alertness, to keep the high lifted, not lazy. -
Ginseng provides natural energy to remove Cannabis related jitter and irritability. -
Lemon Balm softens tension for a gentle Cannabis lift off. -
L-Theanine smooths the edges of Cannabis for a clear-headed, socially dialed-in high.
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Here’s to the drinkers...
The blackout artists. The barstool philosophers. The texts you shouldn't send. The car keys in the front door… the ones who see things doubley.
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they’re not fond of rules,
and they have no respect for the status quo…
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You can take their keys,
cut them off, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they are very loud…
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they push the human race sideways,
and while some may see them as the crazy ones,
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we see genius,
because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can drink without the consequences of alcohol, are the ones that now can.
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drink different.
FAQ
Find the most frequently asked questions below.
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Crooked Vines is a hemp-derived THC craft beverage made with real ingredients. Our THC formula is supported by a functional botanical recipe of adaptogens and nootropics for a smooth and balanced high. With a mature and robust flavor profile it sips like a cocktail and hits like nothing you’ve tried before.
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Best served chilled — straight from the can or over ice. You can also treat it like a cocktail mixer, minus the booze. Sip slow and enjoy the ride.
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Start with half if you're new. Effects typically kick in within 15 minutes and last about an hour per serving. Everyone’s different, so find your flow.
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Yes — Crooked Vines uses hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and is compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. Must be 21+ to purchase.
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Nope. It’s shelf-stable, but it tastes best cold — like any good craft beverage.
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Crooked Vines is proudly brewed and canned in Montana.
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We don’t do seltzer. Crooked Vines is full-flavored, slow-sipping, and made with adaptogens and nootropics for a balanced, elevated experience — not just a buzz.